tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4811668573954229025.post5193007579810598476..comments2023-09-24T12:23:52.422-04:00Comments on The Hammer Zone: Two Down, One To GoThe Neophytehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11606959676407800658noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4811668573954229025.post-62245462509178481122010-07-17T16:40:55.973-04:002010-07-17T16:40:55.973-04:00I learned an important lesson when starting the cl...I learned an important lesson when starting the cleansing for my colonoscopy: don't take a nap!!<br /><br />I drank my cleansing liquid in lemon Gatorade, then ate lemon jello. You can guess what things looked like. lollightning36https://www.blogger.com/profile/05641629003610446976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4811668573954229025.post-51439933238419658122010-07-11T09:48:49.862-04:002010-07-11T09:48:49.862-04:00Sounds like a blast, hopefully I get to skip that ...Sounds like a blast, hopefully I get to skip that one. Then again, no guarantees. Getting old sucks but it does beat the alternativeThe Neophytehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11606959676407800658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4811668573954229025.post-87436119455973929222010-07-11T00:24:04.242-04:002010-07-11T00:24:04.242-04:00Colonoscopy's not so bad dude.I was well beyon...Colonoscopy's not so bad dude.I was well beyond "Twilight", and when it was over, it was over. Now going in after the kidney Stones with a surgical type grappling hook, and then wearing a Stint afterword for a week,Little string hanging out the end of your dick and rubbing on the little "I gotta piss nerve", Had to keep checking myself as I felt like I was pissing my pants, solidly for a week. Came time for it to come out, The Doc said 2 shots of good whiskey, a warm shower, and then pull the damn thing out. whehhhlll that was fun. This gettin old shit is for the birds...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com